One State Two State Red State Blue State Book

DR. SEUSS MEETS LENNY BRUCE

DON DAVIS REPORTS THIS LATE-BREAKING BULLETIN
FROM THE FRONT LINES OF THE CULTURE WARS:

There’s both good news and bad news for the Right-Wing Evangelicals.
Their good news is, there’s now conclusive proof, that the world was in fact
created, by an intelligent designer. The bad news for these folks: As with
most designers, this one was also gay!

Whether you're a die-hard liberal, or like to question liberal orthodoxy, ONE STATE TWO STATE RED STATE BLUE STATE crosses all boundaries of political ideology, into an entirely new dimension of parody.

     A classic political satire of the modern era, Red State Blue State is a brilliant, incisive and laugh-out loud look at the currently raging political and culture wars. The book has a unique comic take on the battles over all of the hot-button issues of the day, including stem cells, evolution, gay marriage, the morning-after pill, judicial nominees, and The Ten Commandments. Written entirely in verse, and showing no mercy to the sacred cows of any political or religious stripe, this work is THE ULTIMATE HUMOR BOOK FOR THE POLITICAL JUNKIE, WHETHER ELEPHANT OR DONKEY.

     Endorsed by the well-known political satirists Art Buchwald, Will Durst, and President Clinton's former "humor speechwriter," Mark Katz, Red State Blue State not only radiates the heat of hilarity, but also sheds a bright light on the contradictions, fault lines and total absurdity of our political culture. For those who enjoy the "political incorrectness" of a Bill Maher, or the mischievous mayhem of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, this book is a "must-read" (particularly before it gets banned or burned).

     From Tom DeLay to Torquemada, from SpongeBob to Scalia, from McCain to Madonna, this work also skillfully weaves highbrow and pop culture into a mad mélange of social commentary, with the author's artful use of rhyme providing a high-octane jolt to the punch lines.

     So for those of you who relish political combat as a year-round blood sport, and the unique entertainment value it offers, Red State Blue State is guaranteed to satisfy your innermost primal urges, as exemplified by this excerpt:

                         Political junkies just can't get enough

                         Of the chronic culture war

                         Their addiction to partisan battle

                         Is like crack to a common street whore

                         But unlike the sexually kinky

                         Who like leather and a nasty spankin'

                         Their ultimate fantasy is a mud-wrestling match

                         Between Ann Coulter and Mr. Al Franken